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Posted by cnk - January 1st, 2010


Saiko no shokushu gokan katsu kano sei ga ari masu!!

Watashi wa , furasshu wo ofuni suru ni chosen!!


Posted by cnk - January 1st, 2010


I have finished the basic scripting for the second set in the Metal Gear Mario series, and I am here to present you with the episodes listing. There are 35 episodes instead of 26 like in The Twin Plumbers, but with so much more content, that is to be expected.

Ep. 00 - gay
Ep. 01 - gay
Ep. 02 - gay
Ep. 03 - faggot
Ep. 04 - Suklavo
Ep. 05 - is
Ep. 06 - 24
Ep. 07 - yet
Ep. 08 - he
Ep. 09 - "writes" (4chan)
Ep. 10 - "scripts" (wut?)
Ep. 11 - for
Ep. 12 - his
Ep. 13 - shitty
Ep. 14 - series
Ep. 15 - and
Ep. 16 - thinks
Ep. 17 - he's
Ep. 18 - so
Ep. 19 - cool.
Ep. 20 - Sadly
Ep. 21 - the
Ep. 22 - faggot
Ep. 23 - doesn't
Ep. 24 - seem
Ep. 25 - to
Ep. 26 - have
Ep. 27 - any
Ep. 28 - ideas
Ep. 29 - regarding
Ep. 30 - life.
Ep. 31 - fag
Ep. 32 - fag
Ep. 33 - fag
Ep. 34 - fag

I hope you enjoy the rest of The Twin Fuckers, as well as Sons Of Bitchez.

PS: Why doesn't your mother swallow it?

Metal Gear Mario 2: Sons of Mushroom Episodes


Posted by cnk - November 27th, 2009



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Posted by cnk - May 4th, 2009


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
493439

This is the real pokemon master 8 episode.


Posted by cnk - April 29th, 2009


New episode is out, watch eps in order.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
493439

PS - this is special ep and therefore longer. For you people complaining its short, enjoy or else!


Posted by cnk - April 28th, 2009



Posted by cnk - April 25th, 2009


So fuck you.


Posted by cnk - April 23rd, 2009


Wow, just wow. This came as a total surprise! I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Newgrounds actually appreciates quality work, that has taken it's author more than a half year to complete! Thank you so much!

Also, just after an hour the news hit front page, my cell started ringing, and you wouldn't believe who it was. Uwe Boll, cinemas greatest and most succesful talent! Yes, he actually called me to congratulate on my succes! I was deeply touched. But what came after that, is something I'd really never could have imagined.

Mr. Boll bought the right to Meet 'n' Fuck: Sal!! OMG, don't you think that's some awesome news?! There's going to be a movie my dear fans! I can hardly wait! We talked about making a multi-movie deal, and It seems like my next few projects' movie adaptations have already been greenlight by Boll KG, even tho, they're not completed yet. This is something I'm really looking forward to, because I've always knew, that I have the talent to make Hollywood, and what do you know, I actually did! I want to thank newgrounds and my fans for their support, without them, I've could have never been able to make it to the big ones!

Thank you newgrounds, and thank YOU my fans!

With Love:
-cnk

#PS: On a side note, I've made $62 dollars and 12 cents with the new newgrounds ad revenue system, thanks to Meet 'n' Fuck: Sal. In only one day! WOW!

Meet 'n' Fuck: Sal - Wins Daily First!